Dear Fred,
Thank you so much for sharing your butt with us. We really enjoyed it as sandwiches last Sunday before going to see Spiderman. It was so tasty and delicious, there was no need for popcorn during the movie.
We especially appreciated your packing up some of your smokey butt for us to enjoy throughout the week. We had lovely Fred's butt wraps, Fred's butt side with succotash, and finally, today, Fred's butt salad. Yummy!
Your butt was so tender and juicy. It never dried out, even after multiple reheating. We found it to be delightful, because we tried to purchase Willy's butt today, but it was dry and tasteless.
So, again, thank you for sharing your wonderful butt. Anytime you are willing to turn the other cheek, we will be delighted to partake once again!
Sincerely,
Linda
P.S. Please forgive my gratuitous use of low humor, puns and poor taste. I was cracking up as I wrote it. Alex added the "juicy" part, but in a much grosser context. Kristen suggested we somehow incorporate "gassy", but I couldn't figure that out. I love your kids!!!!
Hmmmm, I did notice his backside was looking remarkably sleek today. :p
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: Who are you, that you are looking at my brother-in-law's back side??? Hmmmmmm.
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